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I found this on the Escapist Fourm site and thought it would be fun

You are to pick a time to send the next poster to. That poster first says what they do, then when they send the next poster to another time.
EX:

Player1
I send the next poster to the time of the Dinos!

Player2
I ride the back of a triceratops, but it is hunted by a T-rex and I'm killed in the fight.
I send the next poster to the far future!

So:
I send the next poster to the Revolutionary War.

And that's my two cents

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i steal a few guns and go rabbit hunting, but i get kileld my misfire

i send next poster to the ice age

"Can't live with the guilt? fine...die with it"

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I ride a wolly mamath but he falls off a cliff and I get knocked out and freez

i send the next poster to WWII

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* do you have to die every post?*

I SMASH LEE'S FACE IN WITH A BASEBALL BAT

i send next poster to arvin's house, 4 years ago

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Unfotanly he was taking a shower and he remembers me and bans me from the site

I send the next poster to old(can't spell that other word) Egypt

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i teach cheopatria the thriller dance, that's how the eyguption dance was made, * history chnaged*

i send you to a volcano in 34 BC

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I wait around for 34 years till jesus is born then i become a wise men

i send the next poster to futal japan

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i slay godzilla and learn japanese and insult them on their cooking, while giant sushi knifes fly at me, i grab their handles and ttoss them back spelling "cheack please" on their chests

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you forgot to send me somewhere fine i send the next poster to
the world trade center on september 10 2001

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the world trade center was down but security was up so i couldn't get in

i send next poster to the week of november 12th - 19th 2006 in new york city or the metrion in sanfransisco (your pick, and if you don't know what something special happened that week then you can't call yourself a true gamer)

world of warcraft has taken another victim -_-

blizzard has won

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i become the first person to buy a wii and make history

i send the next poster to the beging of the world

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i went swimming

i sent the poster to the cold war

If I'm not here, I'm probably quietly crying in my room, mourning the loss of the greatest wii podcast ever, along with the death of such a friendly community.

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i push the shiny red button

...to nintendo's buisness meeting when iwata is about to reveal the wii

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i tell them its a stupid name a give it a better one

i send the next poster to the first beatles concert

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I get all four of their autographs

I send the new poster to Bens classroom 1`year from today


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i become a teacher's pet by showign off my wltp knowledge and while he busy and hack his computer and chnage my grades

i send next poster to walt disney's childhood home (while he was a kid)

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i make him an emo which made him oddly more secuessful in the modern age

i send then next person to obamas second term

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lmao nice one dude, you sent me the end of cilivilazation!

i send next poster to... a small cave inside the grand canyon

17 minutes from now

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i'd jump out and commit suicide but before that would wish that arvin would save me

i sent it to my fridge, 100 mins ago

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i eat all your pizza, rendering you powerless, i then steal your cat

...to high voltage buisness meeting tomarrow

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i power slid in wearing spandex and playing eruption by van halen (best 1 minute and 41 seconds of guitar playing EVER)
i send the next poster to london in the 1700s

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i wish scrooge a happy christmas, then murder him

i send it to your birth

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i get lots of gifts cuse i rock

i send the next poster to the invention of the wheel

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i take credit for it and write it down somewhere on a stone or something then my family gets paid everytime someone buys a wheel so i am rich

i send next guy to the moon two seconds before they landed on it for the first time

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I take Neil Armstrongs suit quote hes famous saying and Become the first person and teenager to land on the moon.

I send an iPod to 1847 on August 14 at 3:38 pm in Mexico City.


We need guns...LOTS of guns.
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i'd break it in half, cuz it would be from an alien

i send it to the civil war, 10 seconds b4 an explosion

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i hold fat albert in front of me and he blocks the blow, why do i have fat albert with me? well before you teleprotted me, i teleported to fat albert's neighbrahood kidnapped him and stashed him away before you noticed

... hospital when hitler was born

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hitler wasn't born in a hospital smart one

the day disneyland opened

world of warcraft has taken another victim -_-

blizzard has won

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nuke it

where brittney spears was born

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steal her songs

day dance dance revolution was annouced

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invent guitar hero which takes over and leaves DDR behind

the day the live episode comes out


We need guns...LOTS of guns.
LONDON CALLING= BEST ALBUM ART...EVER!!!
DEATH, IT HAPPENS