he means that either he cant because he is being attacked by rabbid bunnies or someone is watching hm

or the girl he wants to ask out is always surrounded by a pack of her friends which scares him to death.

he is in the amazon jungle, ther'e evil panda bears there don't cha know

Nah...I was just with family.

Here is one I managed to find....tell me what you guys think. She is on ze right

there both good looking.

assuming your avatar is you... yeah you too definatly look good together

Here's a bunch of jokes I found:

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"

haha those are funny

lol yeah

sup i have decied to grace you all with my posting in god knows how long any way ive decied to post the only picture i have of my crush on the internet

it was hat day at out school and shes wearing a furskin hat

what her name

my psychic powers says, she looks like a sarah

i think she looks more like a gabby

both wrong (holy thread revival and all that) her name is hannah

so who here has a girlfriend?

I do. She is very attractive and kind. I'm fine with her.

lol i love how you made her sound like an object, yeah , i guess she's ok, ill drag her around for a bit

yeah i still don't have a girlfriend but her sister my have hinted that she likes me

lucky mother fers

ok so like this girl right and were good friends and all but we go to different high schools. Before we split though we hanged out often and we flirted (unconsciously or not) often but i was never sure if she liked me, but next year I might go to her high school but trouble is that most of my friends are at the high school I go to now and if I do go to her high school she would practically be the only one i know there. I still talk to her and stuff but I don't know If i should just stay friends and look for someone else. anyways I felt I had to say this someone even though those someone might not give me any good advice at all.

ADVICE TIME
just stick with it man i've had a crush on the same girl for 3 years and hey you never know (and holy crap i can't believe this thread has been going as long as it has)

I say if you go to her high shool, ask her out and hope she says yes, or just tell you that you like her a lot and then see what she says

Hey Alucard can you give me some advice please?

I need help, I like this girl but she's already going out with someone and she doesn't think they are going to break up very soon, and this same girl said that if she wasn't already going out with someone she would go out with me. What do I do?

what can u do? if u try to break them up, she won't like you anymore, wait it out or quietly try to break them up

ALCUARD IS BACK!

Can you give me advice too?
I have liked this girl for 3 years, and she (and the whole grade) thinks that I am a nerd.

ANYBODY HAVE SEX YET?

Lol I feel like a man when I ask that.

................... do dreams count? lol :p

yeah just wait, its only a matter of time before they break up.

yup

So that's what (1, 2 ,3?) 3 times today that I have been scarred for life, TYVM!